June 14

They have this thing called a "3-day kick" or very rarely a “10 day kick.” It’s where they let you go early and it can end up being a popular topic of conversation as you  can imagine. The funniest thing is when prisoners ask each other if they’re gonna get a kick or not.

“Yeah, as a matter of fact I just talked to the guards, they said you are getting released tonight, but don’t say anything, they want it to be a secret.”

So last night at 12:00am I got called to “roll-it-up” or get ready to go home. I was asleep, so I got genuinely irritated; they said it three times from the guard bubble. I had to eventually tell everyone to shut up and there is no such thing as a “45-day kick.” When the guard checked for the fourth time they realized that made a mistake and on my way back to my bunk someone remarked that I should’ve just gone with it, too tired to address the stupidity inherent in that statement, I went to bed.

In the morning I was woken up to the wood rep asking if I threw a cup full of piss in the trash, I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Seeing the humor in that he laughed too and said someone had told him I had and he was obligated to ask. Jail… am I right?